There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
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About 20 beers!!
20 hot 9 year olds.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
A wind tunnel.
20 Watts
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
There's 20 of them.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
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Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
20 after 1.
There's 20 of them
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
The Dallas Cowboys
20 hydrogen atoms.
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
There's 20 of them!
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Floor 20
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
28 29's
There are 20 of them.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
A Country
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
Kim Jong Un.
A full set of teeth
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Like we're going outside...
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
A. Opposites attract.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
God dogs
She's fine. But the dog died.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.