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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

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