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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.