Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."