Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy