What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone