What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.