What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.