Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge