Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.