Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.