Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."