Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor