Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster