Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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Obviously not the Family Doctor

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.