Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.