How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.