How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.