What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.