What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Wish Foundation Jokes More Wish Foundation Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.