What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!