What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.