What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.