What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.