What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Krypton Jokes More Krypton Jokes

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks