What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.