What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.