Argon Jokes

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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