What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim