What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism