What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam