What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim