What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.