What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.