What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem