Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.