Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.