Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.