What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!