Cracker Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.