Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

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What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro