What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish