What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie