What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna