What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.