What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.