How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.