What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.