What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.