What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.