What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one