What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.