What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.