What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!