What happened when the reporter fell in...

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.