What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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They get BUCKED up!

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A fish tank !

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Anne apple just fell on my head !

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A reporter.

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.