What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.