What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.