What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.