What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.