What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.