What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn