What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.