What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn