What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope