Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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They know their knots.

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Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How do pirates measure rope?

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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