Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...