Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Astro Jokes More Astro Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space