The Laundry
Because flashing gives them seizures.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Not all of them.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Laundry.
Because red shirts die easily.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
A feminist.