What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/