Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter