Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.