Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.