Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.