Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.