Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.