Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam