What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt