What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.