What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.