Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.