Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.