Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it