Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
yo get off me, homes!
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Stick his bill up his arse.
A Cruci-fixie.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Everywhere
To sleep under it
