Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.