Because he ate too much of them.
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Coffee Mug
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
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Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
A girl.
girls who are mad
He dumped his girlfriend.
When the big hand touched the little hand
Homeless
Because all they do is break wind.
An apology.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
No home oh
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
She has cancer
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bus driver.
