Because he ate too much of them.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Look ma, no hands!
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Stumped
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Once.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Elephanta Claus !
In a bucket
Because he was crossed.
Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
Because it'll gobble up everything.
