Because he ate too much of them.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
He dumped his girlfriend
He dumped his girlfriend.
Everywhere!
Two twins make a King.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.
Because she's trans-parent
Because he wanted a hot rod.
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Berry Christmas!
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Santatizer
Tie his hands behind his back