How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.