How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.