How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.