What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required