What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.