What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.