What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.