What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.