What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.