What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.