What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Elk Jokes More Elk Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.