What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.