What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Elk Jokes More Elk Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.