What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.