What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith