What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.