What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ?

Brent out of shape !

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Traitor Jokes More Traitor Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.