Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal