Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes