What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D