What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!