What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.