Drug Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.