How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.