How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant