What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant