What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"