What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.