What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.