What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.