What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.