How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles