How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about you?

me: define "child"

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.