You put a guitar in his hands.
He won't stop banging at the door.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
A Petophile
Because the testicles