Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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Where does light go to jail?

prism

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.