Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.