A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
OC Cantaloupes.
A cantaloupe.
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
A Quranosaurus.
We don't need an asteroid...
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
A: Barney in an elevator.
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
